1. fuckingn00b:

    phobs-heh:

    khan2kool:

    sassafras-manson:

    ryanvallejo:

    ktkeen96:

    theecamerondallas:

    i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

    ITS BACK

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE

    IT’S BACK

    This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

    gonna reblog it everytime

    Its been a year

    (Source: ryanhatesthis, via cristyendara)

     

  2. hobbitts:

    not stoned, just slightly pebbled

    (via g-iggle)

     

  3. aduhm:

    tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

    image

    (via cristyendara)

     

  4. thatsonofamitch:

    emkaymlp:

    please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

    did someone say halloween
    image

    (via ssoulace)

     
  5. officialkirstie:

    Oh my god I’m crying that would be me

    (Source: halfstoned, via cristyendara)

     
     
  6. darnni:

    somefagonyourdash:

    bruh

    Tweety got that dank kush

    (Source: whybray, via cristyendara)

     
  7. avengersonna:

    zedrin-maybe:

    mooncastle721:

    I almost spit grape juice!

    I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

    Damn it Miley

    (Source: 4GIFs.com, via cristyendara)

     

  8. grizzlyhills:

    flightcub:

    interretialia:

    life-of-a-latin-student:

    ratwithoutwings:

    i’m so upset

    I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

    they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

    I can’t

    present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

    Recte!

    image

    if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

    do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

    (Source: pidgeling, via ssoulace)

     
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  12. get to know me
    [3/5] favourite TV-shows: breaking bad

    I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.

    (via brbagifs)

     

  13. chlrdz:

    swolizard:

    napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

    It’s the best

    (via sgtsugartits)

     

  14. 1nd2rd3st:

    ridge:

    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

    750,324 people whose mama taught them right

    (via the-red-tardis)

     
  15. lifeisdisney:

    we need to talk about shrek more

    (Source: celaborn, via litlredmunchkin)